Client: I need this ASAP. I know you said you don’t work on the weekends but this is really urgent.

Me: Alright then. I am going to send you an invoice for the extra hours.

Client: What? You said you didn’t work at the weekend! I don’t want to pay for stuff you do in your free time.

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pop punk it’s just sad lyrics with happy music

This is exactly how I explain pop punk to people

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i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth